You asked for it and we gave it to you...welcome to an hour of Fergiveness! The Father Fergelhan hmself will be sitting in his cubicle listening to your sins and more than likely giving you his Fergiveness! No more reciting Our Father or Hail Mary and I say this respectively, from here on out you'll be telling Father Fergelhan your deepest and darkest sins and let the weight be released from your slack ridden souls.