In the time of the titans, there was a sleeping giant nestled in a greatest web of slack never before seen. One day the Earth shook and cracked open with fires that reached the sky. Civilianization was turned upside down and the world as we knew it was covered shadow. This woke the giant from his great web of slack and slumber. The gods renamed this day to Friday; Fergin Friday, and from unto this day the Reverend Ferg set out on his journey to spread the word of slack and save mankind!

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